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by BittahOverlord
Sun Apr 08, 2018 4:31 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Recommend one artist
Replies: 1012
Views: 243201

Re: Recommend one artist

$uicideBoy$
by BittahOverlord
Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:55 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: North Dakota
Replies: 0
Views: 2127

North Dakota

Anyone in North Dakota?
by BittahOverlord
Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:03 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1970: "Name Dominoes"
Replies: 30
Views: 5509

Re: 1970: "Name Dominoes"

Aleister Crowley’s name is misspelled.
by BittahOverlord
Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:50 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25726
Views: 2048072

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. in your universe alcohol now operates as water. the earth turns to chaos and ends in a nuclear holocaust.

i wish to smoke a blunt with Randall Munroe and davean in the same bunker.
by BittahOverlord
Tue Feb 27, 2018 4:03 am UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: New Orleans
Replies: 1
Views: 2065

Re: New Orleans

babysgotbach wrote:where all the nerds at? I need some sweet sweet maths/sciences lovers in my new corner of the world, por favor y gracias


I’m out here in North Dakota, so i’m not that far from you.
by BittahOverlord
Wed Nov 15, 2017 4:50 am UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Mississippi
Replies: 0
Views: 3683

Mississippi

if anyone lives here, let me know and maybe we can plan a meet up.
by BittahOverlord
Sat Aug 12, 2017 7:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25726
Views: 2048072

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. your wish backfires and now you are the only one who cannot continue on this thread.

i wish to undo the corruption caused by your wish.
by BittahOverlord
Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25726
Views: 2048072

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. the game releases on all VR platforms. the game is highly addictive and creates a new wave of corrupt-minded children who seek destruction. not a issue now, but in 20 years they'll mature into an army focused on world domination.

i wish for eyesight that cannot be corrupted.
by BittahOverlord
Thu Aug 10, 2017 2:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25726
Views: 2048072

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. everyone on earth is immortal except you. someone injects you with the immortality serum and you can't die just like the rest of us.

i wish to be the creator of "The Game".
by BittahOverlord
Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25726
Views: 2048072

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. you develop severe dyslexia and it results in multiple plane collisions and you are to blame.

i wish the cursed sock monster would go extinct. tired of losing my precious socks. step 1: steal socks. step 2: profit.
by BittahOverlord
Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25726
Views: 2048072

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. They raise the cost of the car by $3000, and it costs $3000 to do the analysis (in addition to breaking the window, necessitating its replacement). The system is easily defeated by scattering broken glass from another car at the site of a hit and run. I wish I had airplane scheduling privi...
by BittahOverlord
Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:35 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25726
Views: 2048072

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. all records of their existence is instantly destroyed. someone else comes up with a similar movie called "whalocane".

i wish for an interplanetary portal gun that only works if i'm alive.
by BittahOverlord
Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25726
Views: 2048072

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. the animations stop, and then you go blind. then, the animations begin again.

i wish all works of fiction to become non fiction.
by BittahOverlord
Sat Aug 05, 2017 9:21 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25726
Views: 2048072

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. you are able to watch both shows at the same time. each eye focusing on each show. upon watching the show you realize it wasn't a show at all. it was a mirror to your troubled past and you develop PTSD.

i wish to be able to traverse through time forwards instead of backwards.
by BittahOverlord
Sat Aug 05, 2017 7:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25726
Views: 2048072

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. someome invents a way for reverse gravity for everyone and everything that isn't you.

i wish for peace amongst all humans and robot hands. may we rule the galaxy as one entity from this day forward.
by BittahOverlord
Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:25 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25726
Views: 2048072

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. you now live in that universe except no other life exists.

i wish for robot hand that is able to turn corrupted wishes into uncorrupted ones.
by BittahOverlord
Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:23 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25726
Views: 2048072

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. a game is created that only involves trees. the game only exists on a planet without oxygen in its atmosphere. all the trees die.

i wish for my student loans to be randomly paid back by Merlin, and then he takes me on as his apprentice.
by BittahOverlord
Wed Aug 02, 2017 2:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25726
Views: 2048072

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. your fish gets eaten by another fish.

i wish for time to be frozen for 1 day.
by BittahOverlord
Wed Aug 02, 2017 12:59 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25726
Views: 2048072

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

phillip1882 wrote:granted. nothing.

i wish for a good joke.


granted. "what did the robot say to the centipede? -- "Stop being a centipede."

i wish to be able to wish for more wishes.
by BittahOverlord
Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:45 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2302
Views: 272773

Re: Escape from Raptors

before dying i use my portal-creating bionic eye to transport myself into my dimension of infinite clones of myself. there and only there we have anti raptors. they only eat the meat of other raptors and are immune to anything outside of our dimension's laws of science.
by BittahOverlord
Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2302
Views: 272773

Re: Escape from Raptors

We all know that eventually Raptors will get bored and decide to rise up and take over the rest of the world. Most likely this will happen after Fox cancels one too many a Whedon show or if enough Lindsey Lohan/ Paris Hilton clones propogate and form a critical "Annoying celebrity 'bad girl'&q...
by BittahOverlord
Sat Jun 24, 2017 3:57 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Colorado Meetup anyone?
Replies: 18
Views: 12279

Re: Colorado Meetup anyone?

Okay, I did it and sent you another pm.
by BittahOverlord
Sat Jun 24, 2017 3:49 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Easy Posting In Zero Count Forums
Replies: 769
Views: 244559

Re: Easy Posting In Zero Count Forums

Third times the charm!
by BittahOverlord
Sat Jun 24, 2017 3:48 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Easy Posting In Zero Count Forums
Replies: 769
Views: 244559

Re: Easy Posting In Zero Count Forums

There she blows again!
by BittahOverlord
Sat Jun 24, 2017 3:48 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Easy Posting In Zero Count Forums
Replies: 769
Views: 244559

Re: Easy Posting In Zero Count Forums

Here's once
by BittahOverlord
Sat Jun 24, 2017 1:24 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Colorado Meetup anyone?
Replies: 18
Views: 12279

Re: Colorado Meetup anyone?

I PM'd you heuristic, please get back to me. I need to know some things..
by BittahOverlord
Fri Jun 23, 2017 4:51 am UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Colorado Meetup anyone?
Replies: 18
Views: 12279

Re: Colorado Meetup anyone?

I moved out there and my paranoia and anxiety got the best of me and had to return home. I plan on making a second attempt in the near months. Perhaps our paths will cross..

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