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by Ivora
Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:59 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

why do i always hit on gay men... oh well. plenty of fish in the sea. :roll:
by Ivora
Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:04 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

when i die... i hope i become like a ghost and get to travel the galaxy...

i really fucking hope so. :|
by Ivora
Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:13 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

i fell for your jivin' and i took you in
Now all you got to offer me's a drink of gin
Why don't you do right, like some other men do?
by Ivora
Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:55 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Adacore wrote:
Ivora wrote:
davedrowsy wrote:What do you call a masturbating cow?
Spoiler:
Beef stroganoff.

i dont get the last one... :?

Spoiler for explaining jokes:
Spoiler:
I believe it's meant to be a pun with 'stroking off'. Not sure though.


ooohhhh... i thought stroganoff was some fancy appetizer.... now i feel less smarter. :(
by Ivora
Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:42 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

davedrowsy wrote:Joke time!

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Spoiler:
Ground beef.


What do you call a masturbating cow?
Spoiler:
Beef stroganoff.



i dont get the last one... :?
by Ivora
Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:14 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28315
Views: 2577077

Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

being poor sucks so much.... :cry:
by Ivora
Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:12 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

everything or anything? everything or anything? :?
by Ivora
Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:47 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

a new pokeeemoooon game?! on the 3ds!!!?? :mrgreen:

...me so happy! me so very happy... :cry:

i just hope its interesting and distinct enough compared to the ds versions. :|

PUSH THAT ENVELOPE NINTENDO!!! pretty please? :wink:
by Ivora
Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:39 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

lmao elephants are scared of bees! i don't know why i find this so funny. :lol:


they are just like me... :P
by Ivora
Thu Dec 27, 2012 6:58 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

The Polynesians were/are some for the greatest mariners in history. I believe their of Asian descent. As the Eskimos crossed the land bridge, they ventured across oceans. Their navigation consisted of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polynesian_navigation. http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/ancient/polynesia...
by Ivora
Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:51 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: You are the last person left on earth. What do you do?
Replies: 256
Views: 38885

Re: You are the last person left on earth. What do you do?

first i would panic.... where did everyone go? then as the hours progressed i would try and determine if this was some government conspiracy or prank. eventually i come to realize that i am alone and everyone i know is gone.... which would lead to nude extravagant chaos on my part. i would probably ...
by Ivora
Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:44 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

....how the hell did the Hawaiians end up on Hawaii? was it connected to the Americas at some point?

i mean.... what the fudge cake? :?
by Ivora
Mon Dec 24, 2012 4:05 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

i just wanna wish everyone a merry Christmas and happy new year. please stay safe and warm! :D side note: as a non religious person, i think Christmas has less to do with a really old and really dead Jewish guy and more to do with togetherness with friends and loved ones! oh.... and wads of material...
by Ivora
Wed Dec 19, 2012 6:08 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

if the world doesn't end in 3 days im gonna be really hopping mad. i kind of wanna see mayhem and destruction! :|

i mean... total annihilation is pushing it but.... i wouldn't mind massive amounts of death and destruction :D

so long as it wasn't happening to me
by Ivora
Mon Dec 17, 2012 3:37 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

i wonder how many younglings have to die for somethings to change :? Enjoy your year off? I guess she heard about Newtown and thought of us... Welcome back, Ivora. its been an... odd and terrible year.... but its now put necessary stepping stones for the future! a fucking amazing one for sure! i ca...
by Ivora
Sun Dec 16, 2012 10:41 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

i wonder how many younglings have to die for somethings to change :?
by Ivora
Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:21 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

:(
by Ivora
Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:02 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

believe in something you do not fully understand

that is the challenge
by Ivora
Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:30 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

A cousin of mine confessed to me that he had been sexually attracted to me since he was 12...

... why me? :cry:
by Ivora
Thu Aug 04, 2011 7:22 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Remember kids, she's not a whore if she's an actress. :P
by Ivora
Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:38 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control, a plague upon your ignorance and the gray despair of your ugly life.
by Ivora
Sat Jul 30, 2011 6:09 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

this cat followed me home and i have no idea wtf to do with it.... it kinda smells. :(
by Ivora
Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:46 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

You know someone's been looking at something inappropriate when you walk in and they're staring at the Google homepage. :lol:
by Ivora
Tue Jul 26, 2011 4:37 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

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by Ivora
Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:44 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

these new old spice commercials are really lame. :|
by Ivora
Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28315
Views: 2577077

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

i don't like my nickname "puddles"!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

ITS BASED ON LIES! LIES I TELL YOU!
by Ivora
Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:00 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

if people could orgasm by helping others... the world would be a better place. :D

and kinda gross. :?
by Ivora
Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:21 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

this thread is shallow and pedantic.
by Ivora
Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:30 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

old people are really wise and cool. :mrgreen:
by Ivora
Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:08 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Once in a dream I had that didn't cat banana. :P
by Ivora
Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:57 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice !
by Ivora
Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:43 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Audi famam illius. Solus in hostes ruit et patriam servavit. Audi famam illius. Cucurrit quaeque tetigit destruens. Audi famam illius. Audi famam illius. Spes omnibus, mihi quoque. Terror omnibus, mihi quoque. Ille iuxta me. Ille iuxta me. Socii sunt mihi. qui olim viri fortes rivalesque erant. Saev...
by Ivora
Fri Jun 10, 2011 5:52 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Really Nintendo? Wii U? T.T

Oh well.... I'm bound to get used to it sooner or later.
by Ivora
Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:35 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

If I were a God I'd make it so that none would suffer.
by Ivora
Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:47 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

You, sir, name? wrote:
Ivora wrote:I prefer Voyager over TNG. :P

Wanna fight about it? :mrgreen:


Shun!


:( I like them both though!
by Ivora
Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:46 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

I prefer Voyager over TNG. :P

Wanna fight about it? :mrgreen:
by Ivora
Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:42 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Watching porn with your friends is awkward... then hilarious... then awkward again. :|
by Ivora
Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:26 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

You notice the weirdest things in small towns... like oral sex in the back alley.

In broad daylight. :shock:

He works hard for the money, so hard for it honey! :P
by Ivora
Tue May 31, 2011 6:53 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

JUNE WEATHER HEAR I COME!!!! :mrgreen:
by Ivora
Mon May 30, 2011 6:46 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89780
Views: 6507300

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Pon farr all nite everynight yeaaaaaaaaaaahhh baby. :P

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