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by kevmus
Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:20 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: You might want to check Stickies before you moan
Replies: 40
Views: 3439

Re: You might want to check Stickies before you moan

crowey wrote:dick in a box! :oops:


Yes! :)

You have provided me with endless amusement and trogdors.
by kevmus
Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:15 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Israel to implement "golden rule" for organ donations
Replies: 63
Views: 4752

Re: Israel to implement "golden rule" for organ donations

Here's a video that is relevant to the opt-out system: (start at about 5:00 if you're going to tl:dr it) http://www.ted.com/talks/dan_ariely_asks_are_we_in_control_of_our_own_decisions.html Here's the relevant part: Countries and percent organ donors: Denmark: 4% Netherlands: 28% UK 17% Germany 12% ...
by kevmus
Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:29 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Forum RPG - Daemon
Replies: 230
Views: 11293

Re: Forum RPG - Daemon

Kevmus mutters: "Hmm... A peace movement might be a good way for me to secretly kill some of those suckers... This intrigues me."


"Oh, was I speaking aloud? Ignore that."
by kevmus
Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Forum RPG - Daemon
Replies: 230
Views: 11293

Re: Forum RPG - Daemon

Kevmus, who has been listening to the conversation, is standing slightly behind Tyril. "Hmm. I believe him - for now. Know this, guard, cross me, and I'll make you slit your own throat." Kevmus grabs a few adrenaline needles and a first aid kit. He also grabs a needle with an anasthesia dr...
by kevmus
Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:00 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Ask an English teacher!
Replies: 102
Views: 8929

Re: Ask an English teacher!

Um... I hope that evilness comment is sarcastic.

Do you ever teach people who honestly don't want to be in your class? How do you try to interest them?
by kevmus
Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:55 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Fantasy Rules Committee
Replies: 191
Views: 15040

Re: Fantasy Rules Committee

She wrote:Invalid by 4:1...

Future rules must apply to all rules, not just rules in the future.


If you go by this literally...

Rules must be either 4.1, 4.2, 4.3, 4.4, 4.5, or spanish rules.

4.1 through 4.5 fit, and 4.6 through the future must be in spanish.
by kevmus
Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:47 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Mao (Nomic 7.0)
Replies: 219
Views: 11172

Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Rule guess:
When a player becomes mao, he can make 1 new rule.
by kevmus
Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:43 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Forum RPG - Daemon
Replies: 230
Views: 11293

Re: Forum RPG - Daemon

"Coming, one second..."

Kevmus grabs the rest of his food and Mishrak's weapon. He pushes Mishrak into the nearest cell, and locks it.

"That's better."

He follows Tyril.
by kevmus
Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:53 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Forum RPG - Daemon
Replies: 230
Views: 11293

Re: Forum RPG - Daemon

I say "We've got to get out of here quickly, before the whole damn place starts fighting us. Which way is the closest exit?"
by kevmus
Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Mao (Nomic 7.0)
Replies: 219
Views: 11172

Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Rule #8 Proposal: A citizen may be imprisoned for making the Mao laugh. It seems using spoiler tags sets a person up for a vote No, it's playing a coin on a person. I play 4 coins on Kevmus. I encourage the other players to play coins on kevmus. Rule guess: Playing a coin on a person starts an elec...
by kevmus
Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:06 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The "Thread Necromancy" Game
Replies: 17091
Views: 1293369

Re: The "Thread Necromancy" Game

6 Minutes!
by kevmus
Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:35 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Mao (Nomic 7.0)
Replies: 219
Views: 11172

Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

I play 1 coin on Kevmus. a s d f g h j k l (just testing other formatting since quote got me a title) Rule #11 Proposal: The list of coin totals are to be reordered into a ranking system, with the person who has the most coins listed first, and then the list continues down in descending order of coi...
by kevmus
Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:26 pm UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: The mathematics of CTRL-C CTRL-V
Replies: 28
Views: 3333

Re: The mathematics of CTRL-C CTRL-V

Or write a script to do what you need automatically. Computers are really good at repetitive tasks. If you have a repetitive task, there is an easy way to get a computer to do it for you. In PHP <?while($i<20){echo "this is spam";$i++);?> 43 characters. It's good if you want to type somet...
by kevmus
Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:32 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Mao (Nomic 7.0)
Replies: 219
Views: 11172

Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

I complain about being ignored:
kevmus wrote:I play the king of spades!


And I play the king of spades for the second time!
by kevmus
Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:30 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Most Ambiguous Language Ever
Replies: 10
Views: 2413

Re: The Most Ambiguous Language Ever

energy, energize, strong, power, powerful, freedom, inspire, confident, free (of control) subject, verb, object, clause, separator science, logic, understand, knowledge, wisdom, know, believe, sense (feel, touch, taste, see, smell) way, move, go, come, time, period, mobile, motion, direction, path, ...
by kevmus
Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:23 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Zombie Outbreak!
Replies: 47
Views: 5650

Re: Zombie Outbreak!

A guitar makes noise! If it makes any while you hit the zombie, others might hear you! Kevmus's totally realistic zombie plan (no one limited length, so...) I see a zombie standing outside my bedroom window. If the zombie hasn't noticed me by now, I grab supplies listed below, in rough order of impo...
by kevmus
Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Mao (Nomic 7.0)
Replies: 219
Views: 11172

Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

I play the king of spades!
by kevmus
Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:19 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Forum RPG - Daemon
Replies: 230
Views: 11293

Re: Forum RPG - Daemon

I try to help Tyril out as much as I can, and motion for Splecker to do the same. I keep an eye out for Jace, and if I see him, my prepared action is to mind control him to stop what he is doing and stand perfectly still until I give him further commands.
by kevmus
Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:40 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Eternal Flame War
Replies: 59
Views: 6238

Re: The Eternal Flame War

I fail to understand the entertaniment value of this activity. Why, when you could be doing something positive for the world, like, say, reading a book or cooking a delicious meal for someone who deserves it, do you spend your time thoughtlessly provoking other human beings on the basis of semantic...
by kevmus
Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Answer with songs from one artist
Replies: 12
Views: 1329

Re: Answer with songs from one artist

The Beatles 1. Are you male or female? Nowhere Man 2. Describe yourself: Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey 3. How do you feel about yourself? Baby, You're a Rich Man 4. Describe your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend: Sexy Sadie 5. Describe your current boy/girl situation: No Reply 6. ...
by kevmus
Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Eternal Flame War
Replies: 59
Views: 6238

Re: The Eternal Flame War

Wow. I was impressed with your grasp of the English language and was almost going to give you a compliment. But then I read the second sentence in your post. I cannot begin to understand how stupid you must feel right now. Deriding somebody's phenomenal lack of communication skills in English, whil...
by kevmus
Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:25 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anagram of RANDALL MUNROE
Replies: 118
Views: 7495

Re: Anagram of RANDALL MUNROE

Just remember to Unbend, girl, once I'm done with you.

(ouch!)
by kevmus
Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:21 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Fantasy Rules Committee
Replies: 191
Views: 15040

Re: Fantasy Rules Committee

3:1 - The first letter of a rule must be the same as the last letter of the rule posted directly before it. 3:2 - All rules must be narrative and in the first person. 3:3 - The third vowel of the English language, a word for oneself. Do not speak it again, whether alone or in a contraction. 3:4 - N...
by kevmus
Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:46 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Whatever happened to fingerprint trigger locks?
Replies: 51
Views: 15074

Re: Whatever happened to fingerprint trigger locks?

What way will they have of stopping someone from hacking the trigger locks? I mean, if Microsoft can't stop hackers from breaking their DRM, how do you expect the Government to do so? It's really very simple: whenever you have a system that is purely defensive (DRM, AntiVirus, Fingerprint Trigger Lo...
by kevmus
Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Fantasy Rules Committee
Replies: 191
Views: 15040

Re: Fantasy Rules Committee

"May you die a quick, quiet death, as it is my belief that your father is Toroq" whispered Evildoer Max, as he shot Peter, who was standing next to me, with a silenced handgun. If only anyone knew why he spared me and escaped. Soon, the policemen Jack, Tom, and Avory showed up and said: &q...
by kevmus
Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Fantasy Rules Committee
Replies: 191
Views: 15040

Re: Fantasy Rules Committee

"Yikes! Dear god, someone seems to have impregnated me! Who could be the father? Two men slept with me in the right time range, but now there is no way of knowing the identity of the father! A great idea occured to my friend Nancy, an idea that will explain my dilemma to my future baby. Every r...
by kevmus
Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:26 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Forum RPG - Daemon
Replies: 230
Views: 11293

Re: Forum RPG - Daemon

[[Well, I'm still in my cell, Splecker is helping Tyril, so I'm not going to attack him, Mishrak is incapacitated, and Jace will be back soon, so I don't really have anyone to attack, right?] I say "Are you okay, Tyril? Can anyone get the keys?" I prepare an action [[Not sure if I can, but...
by kevmus
Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:55 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Eternal Flame War
Replies: 59
Views: 6238

Re: The Eternal Flame War

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by kevmus
Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The amazing thread that moves backwards!
Replies: 246
Views: 29688

Re: The amazing thread that moves backwards!

You are an idiot, how dare you insinuate that 9/11 was caused by a Cuban American conspiracy?

What the hell does Cuba even care about 9/11?

Can we get back on topic, guys? I'm kind of sick of this racist and his 'theories'.
by kevmus
Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Eternal Flame War
Replies: 59
Views: 6238

Re: The Eternal Flame War

Hello class, and welcome to Effective Online Communication 101. Here, we'll be discussing one post from the internet, and how to improve it so that it is logical, clear, and effective. tl;dr Oh me yarm internets are such serious business Here is the original post, which clearly makes the poster seem...
by kevmus
Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:18 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Type your name with your forehead
Replies: 234
Views: 29867

Re: Type your name with your forehead

Forehead: k3ewfvcgmkuysa
6/14 efficiency
Elbow: ikevm us
6/8 efficiency
Nose: kevmus
6/6 efficiency


Clearly, I should type with my nose.
by kevmus
Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:14 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Eternal Flame War
Replies: 59
Views: 6238

Re: The Eternal Flame War

2012 can suck my dick. Only someone beyond idiot would think that 2012, a non-tangible year, is capable of preforming such an act. Obviously he was being sarcastic . Or do you not know what that is? Inexplicable personified that a year (2012) was capable of a human action (sucking a penis). eggdude...
by kevmus
Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:15 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Stupid mistakes on Tests.
Replies: 51
Views: 4882

Re: Stupid mistakes on Tests.

For math tests, I do the problems twice. Normally I'm fast enough that I have enough time, otherwise I only redo the harder/longer ones. If I get 2 different answers, I either redo it again and go with the most common answer, or try to find my error. The other part is basic error-checking. On a phys...
by kevmus
Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:34 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Forum RPG - Daemon
Replies: 230
Views: 11293

Re: Forum RPG - Daemon

Splecker rolls an 18 on his fireball, Kevmus takes 47% damage. Kevmus critically fails his intensity save, so his whole body is ablaze, and is distracted until fire is dealt with. Tyril - Incapped - 50% life (Will die in 3 turns) Mishrak - Incapped - 1% life Jace - On Fire - 53% life (Will die in 4...
by kevmus
Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Forum RPG - Daemon
Replies: 230
Views: 11293

Re: Forum RPG - Daemon

[[ what? didn't I just go? If it is my turn then

Kevmus mindcontrols jace into attacking mishrak
by kevmus
Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:00 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Schools of Fools
Replies: 125
Views: 11911

Re: Schools of Fools

I know! Okay!?!? It was in the learly hours of the morning and I was emotionally influenced. I'm not Data. I just didn't expect everyone to be so prissy about a random pointless rant. If I wanted to write a damn dissertation on the subject I would have posted on the relevant issues board. At least ...
by kevmus
Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:38 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Forum RPG - Daemon
Replies: 230
Views: 11293

Re: Forum RPG - Daemon

[[so, um, did splecker go yet? if he did, then it's my turn and:]] Kevmus mind controls Mishrak to make him let go of Tyril and grab onto and shock Jace and Splecker for as long as he can. [[I'm assuming that Mishrak can reach them.]] [[Also, why do you sometimes use health and sometimes 'die in x t...
by kevmus
Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:08 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Forum RPG - Daemon
Replies: 230
Views: 11293

Re: Forum RPG - Daemon

I quickly break the hold that you have on me, and punch you in the face then jump away from the bars. No one has a physical hold on you. Really? I could have sworn that Kevmus had a chokehold on his character. In fact, the exact event occurs around here: I grab Jace around the neck and hold him tig...
by kevmus
Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:57 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Convince me that pigs have superpowers
Replies: 27
Views: 4719

Re: Convince me that pigs have superpowers

Pigs have the ability of super-deliciousness.

Also, pigs can totally fly. Once a million "When pigs fly" statements have been said, all pigs are planning to take off at that exact moment and shock us all. You've been warned.

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