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by Link
Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:29 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 103701
Views: 25425241

1190: "Time": THANKS, EPSILON. THEPSILON.

↶ As I tread the past of Time I have found disturbing the number and frequency of individuals who, after joining the thread, vying for ONGs, contributing poems and artwork, and becoming a familiar and beloved part of the community, simply stop posting, leaving no explanation for their departure. I ...
by Link
Sun Nov 27, 2016 12:38 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)
Replies: 108
Views: 9984

Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Shepherd Book Ron Glass.

Fuck you, 2016. Fuck you.
by Link
Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:45 am UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Coding: Fleeting Thoughts
Replies: 9656
Views: 1401375

Re: Coding: Fleeting Thoughts

↶ EEEEEeeeeee I am not a good test taker!!!!!!!!!!!11 Just did an online programming assessment (looking for a job) using HackerRank. Nice platform, decent and interesting questions. But damn if my mind doesn't go blank the minute the timer starts running. Eh, I guess we'll see how it goes. Realise...
by Link
Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:14 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: In other news... (humorous news items)
Replies: 13712
Views: 1655064

Re: In other news... (humorous news items, etc)

When you figure out you've fucked up that badly, you might as well Reply All with "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?".
by Link
Mon Nov 14, 2016 7:45 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 103701
Views: 25425241

Re: 1190: "Time": MEGBALL / THE PINKLYMOLP -- MAKE TIME WORLD GREAT AGAIN!*

Tronald Dump? Snicker, giggle, small laugh as it sinks in... Hilarity Clowntown?? Buahahahahaha!!! And her husband, Wild Willy Clowntown! Oh my! Oh my!! That is how I shall think of them both from now on!! :mrgreen: :lol: :mrgreen: Can't take credit for those, though: they were ingredients filters ...
by Link
Tue Nov 08, 2016 9:10 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 103701
Views: 25425241

1190: "Time": MEGBALL / THE PINKLYMOLP -- MAKE TIME WORLD GREAT AGAIN!*

http://forums.xkcd.com/download/file.php?id=45033 ↶ Sorry for the news delay, but at leas it's molpish news: my blood test last wip came back all normal :D And my lungs sound right, and no enlarged lymph nodes in my pants. That's awesomeful news! -- Memes have been building up to CRITICAL DANKNESS ...
by Link
Sun Nov 06, 2016 11:27 am UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: Quantum Fluctuations questions
Replies: 21
Views: 3621

Re: Quantum Fluctuations questions

↶ Can you understand Quantum Mechanics without understanding the math. https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/media/math/render/svg/fc82b971942e9ebab2b63d4a9dedacb944c5488c Not really. You can do your best to follow along with explanations that use analogies, but there will always be some gap. In fact, ...
by Link
Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:26 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 103701
Views: 25425241

1190: "Time": OUTSANE MOLPHIN HAPPENS.

Augh, I've fallen into the basement again. I have only about three newpages to ketchup, but I lack the Time. While skimming to find where I was, I saw Rakhal has made it into the Now, though! Congratulations!
by Link
Sat Oct 08, 2016 9:44 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Do you meme? Or: I'm not really into Pokémon
Replies: 21
Views: 2151

Re: Do you meme? Or: I'm not really into Pokémon

↶ I'm trying to work out whether the days of B1FF and Robot McElwain and Kibo were better than today. And cats are all well and good, but hedgehogs were always my thing. I think the Dancing Baby was just before the moment when I realised that I could no longer keep up with the trends. Which is not ...
by Link
Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:27 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 103701
Views: 25425241

Re: Two words, please.

↶ It's good to have backups. Yesterday I was programming something (the two words interface) on the botcastle. I made many small changes and recompiled after each one. To recompile I pressed the up arrow, which showed the previous command "./make.sh" and then enter. At some point I had to...
by Link
Fri Sep 30, 2016 5:11 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: The Darker Side of the News
Replies: 2519
Views: 270555

Re: The Darker Side of the News

↶ He's Trump of South Asia. Over the top, big on law and order. He's killing druggies, so the people love him for it. I can imagine the fearfulness electing Trump to do the same thing. Only it's to Muslims and thugs. As scary as the idea of Trump becoming POTUS is, I still doubt he'd have the stone...
by Link
Fri Sep 30, 2016 4:43 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: The Darker Side of the News
Replies: 2519
Views: 270555

Re: The Darker Side of the News

Phillipine President Duterte proudly compares himself to Hitler.

Of all the batshit over-the-top evil world leaders there have been in past few decades, I can't think of many who'd be so forward about it. Duterte is one scary motherfucker.
by Link
Thu Sep 22, 2016 1:21 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blocking all Images
Replies: 9
Views: 1904

Re: Blocking all Images

The Web Developer extension for Firefox can do this, among many many other things.
by Link
Wed Sep 14, 2016 8:40 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 103701
Views: 25425241

Re: 1190: "Time": CAVEISH BAOBABBIES ARE _SUPERIOR_

taixzo wrote:
Would you be interested in an OTTified Pokémon Go? (And anyone else, for that matter?) I need to make an app to learn AR stuff on, and that sounds like a good potential candidate.
Yes! Yeeeeeeeessssssss! OMR, YES!
by Link
Fri Sep 09, 2016 12:05 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89580
Views: 5269539

Re: Random natterings

↶ I want to see an Internet where self-moderation is turned off. I mean, would there be a noticeable difference? If I turned off self-moderation and just posted everything I thought, I'd give it two weeks before I'm banned from just about every site I've ever visited. I'd probably end up on a few w...
by Link
Thu Sep 08, 2016 4:19 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 103701
Views: 25425241

Re: 1190: "Time": CAVEISH BOOBABBIES ARE _SUPERIOR_

↶ Well I wanted to try out AOSP first, since I was reasonably certain it should work without trouble. Especially since I hadn't seen or used Marshmallow before. Maybe I'll try CM next wip. One step at a time... *pokes around* Ahh, here's the needle-pulled thing I need http://forum.xda-developers.co...
by Link
Wed Sep 07, 2016 9:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 103701
Views: 25425241

1190: "Time": CAVEISH BAOBABBIES ARE _SUPERIOR_

↶ No love for xip ? It's slightly antiquated, but still perfectly serviceable ;) Oops. ↶ Todip I upgraded my leopad to Android Marshmallow! Why didn't you go for CyanogenMod? It has some really molpish additional features that stock Android doesn't have AFAIK. The system profiles and built-in equal...
by Link
Sun Sep 04, 2016 2:59 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 103701
Views: 25425241

Re: 1190: "Orthonormal Basis"

↶ Anyway, I have no idea why I signed up for so many courses this semester. It's mustard. In fact, all my days are mustard. And every night, there's a Zanclean mustard tide in the form of homework. I fell into that m*stardtrap last yip and ended up failing one huge and important compulsory course a...
by Link
Fri Sep 02, 2016 3:18 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: The Thread To Remind Me We're Living In The Future
Replies: 1361
Views: 172285

Re: The Thread To Remind Me We're Living In The Future

We may be getting close to creating a drug to treat Alzheimer's disease. We'll have to wait for the Phase 3 results to see if this is as much of a miracle drug as it appears to be, but it's pretty exciting. I'm cautiously optimistic that the young people of today will mostly be able to avoid the li...
by Link
Tue Aug 30, 2016 11:39 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5075
Views: 640116

Re: Awesome Natterings

↶ Holy shitpissing fuckjesus, I cleaned the contacts of my router's NICs with acetone, and my internet speed quadrupled! :shock: :D Can you provide a little more context? Like you opened your router up, or you cleaned the ethernet ports? Picture if you are able please, this sounds like it might be ...
by Link
Tue Aug 30, 2016 11:32 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5075
Views: 640116

Re: Awesome Natterings

Holy shitpissing fuckjesus, I cleaned the contacts of my router's NICs with acetone, and my internet speed quadrupled! :shock: :D

ETA: actually I think the cable is just a bit borked, because now it's slower than before. :/
by Link
Thu Aug 25, 2016 7:18 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What sites do you go on when you're bored?
Replies: 106
Views: 92117

Re: What sites do you go on when you're bored?

I've become addicted to Imgur dumps, please send help!
by Link
Thu Aug 25, 2016 12:03 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 103701
Views: 25425241

1190: "Time": IT'S COLPICES GONE WILD II!

http://forums.xkcd.com/download/file.php?id=45033 ↶ Molpy up! 5 Finished my ketchup 57 , and as usual had tons 2000 of replies I would have liked to make, but I never feel right --> to comment on something that's days 24 old. Obviously that's not the case here in the OTT, and I have absolutely no p...
by Link
Tue Aug 16, 2016 11:40 am UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Coding: Fleeting Thoughts
Replies: 9656
Views: 1401375

Re: Coding: Fleeting Thoughts

↶ Though to be fair the CR/LF kerfuffle originated from the misguided belief that "a new line" on a digital device needs the carriage return and the line feed as two seperate characters. I mean... what could a carriage return without a line feed even mean for a computer? Jump to the begin...
by Link
Sat Jul 30, 2016 8:03 am UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Coding: Fleeting Thoughts
Replies: 9656
Views: 1401375

Re: Coding: Fleeting Thoughts

I'm not relying on undefined behavior. I'm relying on behavior that is defined in the ABI and not in the C++ standard. There is a huge difference between undefined and implementation defined behavior. If you ever called a POSIX or WinAPI function you're doing exactly the same. Alright, I suppose th...
by Link
Mon Jul 25, 2016 4:03 pm UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Coding: Fleeting Thoughts
Replies: 9656
Views: 1401375

Re: Coding: Fleeting Thoughts

↶ Well I'm not interested in the size of the structs compared to C types but only to each other (and their vtables would be of the same size). I guess Itanium ABI guarantees that they are the same size so I'll just write my code under this assumption and add a static_assert so that other people can...
by Link
Mon Jul 25, 2016 8:50 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 103701
Views: 25425241

1190: "Time": IN THE HILLS, NO-ONE CAN SEE YOU :AZULE:

I love Zelda (obviously)! I think I finished Ocarina of Time maybe three Times, with one would-be-100%-but-unable-to-get-one-upgrade-because-of-m*stard run. Unfortunately I've never been able to get my hands on a Majora's Mask cartridge, and have only played it on an emulator. Of course, the one rea...
by Link
Thu Jul 21, 2016 8:12 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89580
Views: 5269539

Re: Random natterings

↶ Does anyone know why Kali Linux is so popular all of a sudden? [...] Kali Linux is popular with wannabe hackers. (In the break-into-systems sense, not good coders). FWIW, the vast majority of questions from Kali users on the Stack Exchange Unix & Linux site are so abysmal that they get rapidl...
by Link
Thu Jul 21, 2016 5:09 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89580
Views: 5269539

Re: Random natterings

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by Link
Thu Jul 21, 2016 4:13 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89580
Views: 5269539

Re: Random natterings

↶ I think you hang out with a different crowd of grandmothers. :lol: ↶ Is it actually popular ? Well, not as popular as, say, Ubuntu, but over the past few weeks I've seen quite a lot of posts around the interblag mentioning it. Those posts are often about stuff that doesn't have any immediate rela...
by Link
Thu Jul 21, 2016 11:36 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89580
Views: 5269539

Re: Random natterings

Does anyone know why Kali Linux is so popular all of a sudden? 30 seconds on DuckDuckGo tells me it's a rather specialised distro aimed at penetration testing, and yet for some reason everybody and their grandmother appears to be using it now. i is confus.
by Link
Tue Jul 19, 2016 8:14 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89580
Views: 5269539

Re: Random natterings

↶ N OSTALGIA MANAGE D A tale of my morning [snip] This post made me realise that many people in the western world who have just become legal adults will have always had internet in their household. Likely dial-up at birth, and cable or similar for as long they consciously remember. Jesus, I feel old.
by Link
Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:32 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 103701
Views: 25425241

1190: "Time": THE C**KIE STOPS HERE

↶ First post from my brand-spanking-new lapleopard. I'm on a railcastle! And I can OTT normally! This is so prickly , you xuys! Nice! What did you get? Discount price? I got a Cosmos IV from PCSPECIALIST . They sell customisable no-brand laptops, so they're really cheap compared to the big brands. ...
by Link
Fri Jul 15, 2016 1:31 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 103701
Views: 25425241

1190: "Time": A TARDIS IS BUFFYHATTED. A DIP? NOT SO MUCH.

First post from my brand-spanking-new lapleopard. I'm on a railcastle! And I can OTT normally! This is so prickly , you xuys! Re. the religion quote: unless you really want to stretch the definition of "religion", I'd have to disagree. Sure, at any given moment, I have a set of beliefs, bu...
by Link
Fri Jul 08, 2016 1:41 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 103701
Views: 25425241

1190: "Time": BECAUSE YOU ARE _BUFFYHATTED ONGTHEMOON_

HES wrote:
If Time waits for Gnome Ann, what do we wait for?

(New OtherComic)
It.
by Link
Fri Jul 08, 2016 9:36 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 103701
Views: 25425241

Re: [274061]

Lovely dips of mountain sightseeing I'm having. The holidips are nice, if a bit frustrating with Outside relations. My rate of understanding things going on in the OTT has plummeted as a result. It'll probably pick back up once I get back to the schizoblitz. Whatever. There's plenty of Time. ED: Lo...
by Link
Fri Jul 08, 2016 8:24 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1704: "Gnome Ann"
Replies: 72
Views: 8481

Re: 1704: "Gnome Ann"

Echo244 wrote:
(Mind you, isn't the pointy hat a little stereotyped for gnomes? I'm not convinced that's a very empowering depiction...)

Well, it is the dankest hat you're gonna find. She probably knows what she's doing.
by Link
Thu Jul 07, 2016 11:25 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 103701
Views: 25425241

Re: TimeAfterTime Revisited – t1i-1400

↶ Just a heads up, if you don't have a carbon monoxide detector you should probably get one - if there is a CO leak, those are symptoms of it, and it is something that if not caught could be quite unmolpish. There's a smoke detector here that I *think* is also supposed to do CO. (Not 100% sure abou...
by Link
Thu Jul 07, 2016 10:51 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 103701
Views: 25425241

Re: TimeAfterTime Revisited – t1i-1400

↶ Oh, and also thanks for the bosom/fermion explanation! ↶ bosom :azule: ↶ Hi back ggh! Also I've been meaning to tell you I still really appreciate the magghnets, they make me smile every time I see them on the fridge! :) I'm glad! But I'd be much more contentedly glad if I didn't still have four ...

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