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by Geminex
Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:21 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Trashy Romance Novels with X
Replies: 37
Views: 4331

Re: Trashy Romance Novels with X

No-one's done this yet, so... Trashy romance novels with ninjas! Genereric Ninja looked into Clarissa's eyes, his gaze that, usually, held Pure Ultimate Power and surveyed only the servered stumps that had once been his enemy's limbs suddenly holding something more, something that wouldn'...
by Geminex
Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:02 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Sprechen Sie Deutsch bitte! [German practice]
Replies: 872
Views: 230375

Re: Sprechen Sie Deutsch bitte! [German practice]

Fuer ein 2-jaehriges Studium sprichst du relativ gut Deutsch... Falls du verbessert werden willst, Ich sollte diese Thema früher sehen sollte Ich haette dieses Thema frueher sehen sollen. sein. Ausserdem haettest du weil ich Gymnasiumklassen studieren muss. Schreiben sollen. An sonsten stimmt, glaub...
by Geminex
Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:54 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: The Australian Economy
Replies: 16
Views: 2186

Re: The Australian Economy

Australia's economy hasn't been hit nearly as hard as a lot of other economies... But that's not Rudd's achievement, I think. It's more due to Australia's general position in global economics (i.e. the sidelines). Australia isn't immensely involved in trade, it imports some and exports some, but it ...
by Geminex
Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:44 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: xkcd sightings in your hometown (and other places)
Replies: 384
Views: 111686

Re: xkcd sightings in your hometown

No xkcd sightings (I live close to Melbourne) but I suggested to a few friends of mine that we have a lan party instead of going to prom (cause none of us were going anyway) and the suggestion was met with resounding approval. We've gone crazy with invitations and I am now very much looking forwards...
by Geminex
Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:37 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Moderatores Populusque XKCDi [Latin]
Replies: 164
Views: 62232

Re: Moderatores Populusque XKCDi [Latin]

[This year I also have to teach sixth graders (that is, boys between 11 and 12 years of age). This is certainly a new challange. Do you have any ideas how small boys can be taught?] I'm not sure what the best way to teach is, but I can tell you how we were taught... The language itself could be qui...
by Geminex
Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:18 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Sprechen Sie Deutsch bitte! [German practice]
Replies: 872
Views: 230375

Re: Sprechen Sie Deutsch bitte! [German practice]

Ich wuerd eher sagen "Doktor machen", ich hoer selten wie Ph.D im deutschen so wie im Englischen benutzt wird.

Ausserdem, heisst es nicht "der Blog"?
by Geminex
Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:38 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8651
Views: 1618156

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Sup? Remember me? The guy who made the Anti-Rickroll? Probably not. Haven't posted on here in ages. I made a few, but I scrapped a lot of them. Here's the survivors:


Spoiler:
Ultimate Sudo.jpg
For liberty!
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Spoiler:
Attention 4chan.png
And just SHUT UP about mudkips!
Attention 4chan.png (25.67 KiB) Viewed 4855 times



Spoiler:
Mission fail.png
In hindsight, he may also have been gay...
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Gimme some feedback...
by Geminex
Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:45 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8651
Views: 1618156

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Glad I was able to faciliate the burning of cheese... ^^

And yeah, it's cool. Wonder what their reactions will be?
by Geminex
Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:56 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8651
Views: 1618156

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Not relating to valentine's day...
The idea iself is mine (or at least I didn't copy it from anywhere), though a friend suggested the last panel. I believe he will be taking credit shortly.

Spoiler:
Anti-rickroll.png
This should happen at a 4chan convention...
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Taken from Party and RBA
Spoilered for length
by Geminex
Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:21 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8651
Views: 1618156

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Yay! Rise of the noobs!

I like number two...

And I was working on making 159 a rick-roll!

Curse you...
by Geminex
Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:32 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8651
Views: 1618156

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Another one...
not very subtle, but it seemed appropriate...
Spoiler:
dream_girl.png
There was this huge nerd meeting and and someone had a trebuchet and we discussed the Animorphs and drew comics and it was awesome! You should have come...
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by Geminex
Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:29 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8651
Views: 1618156

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Ah, behind Bakery? Damn, forgot about that... *shame*
by Geminex
Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:55 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8651
Views: 1618156

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Thanks. ^^

I wanted to put "Yum" instead of "Ow", but decided this was good too..
by Geminex
Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:27 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8651
Views: 1618156

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Yay! Another one!

Spoiler:
In a parallel universe....png
Didn't you know? There's a chance of one in six that a random object turns out to be a lug nut!
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by Geminex
Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:57 am UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: 2 + 2 = 5
Replies: 175
Views: 53013

Re: 2 + 2 = 5

In defiance to the purple guy (magistrate, isn't it?) I say: Electroshocks. 3000000 Volts through the brain.

Though to at least put some non-1984-related content into this post, you'd have to prove that 2+2=4 first... ^^
by Geminex
Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:06 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8651
Views: 1618156

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

My first attempt... I'm aware that I didn't use the xkcd font, but I wanted to check whether I've hit the note in terms of humor first...
Spoiler:
brain.png
Actually, I think I'm going to kill you anyway...
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by Geminex
Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:43 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8651
Views: 1618156

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

...

How long is it going to take for some genius, in an effort to lower quality of the internet (provided that's still possible), to decide to make "Making xkcd slightly worse" slightly worse?
Taking bets...
^^
by Geminex
Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:48 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Oops, I accidentally a whole meme.
Replies: 153
Views: 20527

Re: Oops, I accidentally a whole meme.

You know what? Just make this thread a meme. It has all the qualities necessary. It's so horribly stupid at first glance that you never want to think about it again. But then you can't believe it's that horrible, so you take a closer look, just to be sure. And of course you wouldn't want the rest of...
by Geminex
Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:31 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: AI rebellion
Replies: 140
Views: 9124

Re: AI rebellion

Well, talking about creating sentinent AI... I think it's possible if we just give them enough processing ability. I however also support the Chaos argument in that to be sentinent you require some degree of "insanity" as it has been so charmingly been called. But that's likely to appear w...
by Geminex
Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:55 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Military strategy?
Replies: 44
Views: 4155

Re: Military strategy?

I welcome your opinions. But please, don't presume to teach me. ^^ They did: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Atlantic_(1939-1945) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Britain They were: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Focke-Wulf_Fw_200 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junkers_Ju_290 http://en....
by Geminex
Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:57 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Portal! WILD MASS GUESSING AND THEORIZING AND BULLSHIT!
Replies: 423
Views: 70300

Re: Portal Multiplayer

I think I'd agree with either making a fully Portal-based Multiplayer mod in which you use the environment to kill your foes... Prepare traps using all the fun dangers that the original portal had... the only problem is that it would have to have quite large maps, since you'd need time to set up you...
by Geminex
Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:24 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Sprechen Sie Deutsch bitte! [German practice]
Replies: 872
Views: 230375

Re: Sprechen Sie Deutsch bitte! [German practice]

Antiwitze... wie lange habe ich die nicht mehr gehört...
by Geminex
Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:16 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Military strategy?
Replies: 44
Views: 4155

Re: Military strategy?

Hum... On the matter of WWII: I agree that Germany made far too many avoidable mistakes during the war... but what would you have done? I think that Germany definitely should have focussed both its navy and its air force on subduing Britain. Submarine forces would be extremely effective here, especi...
by Geminex
Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:33 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Sprechen Sie Deutsch bitte! [German practice]
Replies: 872
Views: 230375

Re: Sprechen Sie Deutsch bitte! [German practice]

Ich dachte erst das wär Dänisch... dann hab ich's laut vorgelesen... -.-
Aber naja, es gibt schlimmere Ohrwürmer... Karamelldansen, zum Beispiel.
...
Verdammt...
by Geminex
Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:33 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Memes - do people know of them?
Replies: 169
Views: 11476

Re: Memes - do people know of them?

Naturally. Ninjas sever all bonds when they attain enlightenment and start wearing black pyjamas.
by Geminex
Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:36 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Memes - do people know of them?
Replies: 169
Views: 11476

Re: Memes - do people know of them?

If I weren't tired I'd make a reference to special relativity now. But as I am tired, I think I won't bother. Suffice to say that I could have.
by Geminex
Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:39 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Memes - do people know of them?
Replies: 169
Views: 11476

Re: Memes - do people know of them?

Oh, and freedom to go back and edit my posts to put in the stuff I forgot to put in the first time. Actually, I don't think we have that particular freedom. It's either that or *suspenseful pause* double posting (DUN DUN DUNNNN), and I feel editing is the lesser evil. Besides, he did it to complime...
by Geminex
Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:36 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Memes - do people know of them?
Replies: 169
Views: 11476

Re: Memes - do people know of them?

But if she's cooler than she feels, wouldn't that mean that she feels cooler than she is?
by Geminex
Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:31 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Memes - do people know of them?
Replies: 169
Views: 11476

Re: Memes - do people know of them?

... You know, there should definetely be a word filter warning when you sign up. That way, noobs won't have to spend half an hour finding out why the hell this cheese is burning you or what this forum's obsession with ponies is supposed to mean. Besides, why saladin's mom? Why not, say... darth vader?
by Geminex
Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:29 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I Have 850 Gumballs (FREE GUMBALLS, P. 2!!)
Replies: 81
Views: 6007

Re: I Have 850 Gumballs (FREE GUMBALLS, P. 2!!)

Before today's comic I'd have said make a sculpture out of them and sell them on ebay. Now I'd say, build an air-pressure gun for them with a feeding hose linked to a backpack containing the gumballs and run around school, shooting people. They can hardly expell you for giving them candy. ^^
by Geminex
Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:25 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Memes - do people know of them?
Replies: 169
Views: 11476

Re: Memes - do people know of them?

Or are ninjas pirates in disguise? Or are pirates and ninjas aliens in disguise who simulate their feud just to throw humanity off guard until the day that they join forces and ANIHILATE US ALL!?!

Ahem.

Or perhaps there are no pirates or ninjas, just Bruce Schneier in different disguises.
by Geminex
Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:19 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Memes - do people know of them?
Replies: 169
Views: 11476

Re: Memes - do people know of them?

ninja'd The ninja are everywhere ninjas all over this thread, damn Do not worry for i bring you the counter-offensive: http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/pirates3DM2505_468x345.jpg http://www.ballooningaround.co.uk/images/fancy_dress_costumes/rustic_pirate.jpg http://www.eurovision.tv/save...
by Geminex
Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:14 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Military strategy?
Replies: 44
Views: 4155

Re: Military strategy?

Though this is supposed to be about the strategic aspects, not the historical. Though on a side note, not all of Hitler's interference was bad... the Blitzkrieg that worked so well against France was original Hitler's idea, I believe. As was the avenue of approach, going through apparently impenetra...
by Geminex
Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:26 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Military strategy?
Replies: 44
Views: 4155

Re: Military strategy?

They would have survived without Moscow, though. The Russian military was very good at improvising...
by Geminex
Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:49 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Military strategy?
Replies: 44
Views: 4155

Re: Military strategy?

Oh, Blitzkrieg tactics were effective at first. Problem were the huge distances, and, of course, guerillia. If you have a mechanised division in the middle of nowhere and want it to get anywhere you need resupply routes. Effective, unhindered resupply convoys. Enter guerillia troops. Thus, not enoug...
by Geminex
Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:02 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Military strategy?
Replies: 44
Views: 4155

Re: Military strategy?

Was it? Could you give a source for that? I was under the impression that Russia was to provide Lebensraum, the actual goal of the war (according to what they told the public, anyway). And taking Moscow would have put him ahead. His troops would have had shelter, for one. Time to rest, get reinforce...
by Geminex
Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:18 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Military strategy?
Replies: 44
Views: 4155

Military strategy?

I have something of an interest in, be it WWI, II, or any number of other wars... Come, talk about the effectiveness of a modern Air force against an amphibious landing force, about how MAD has changed the face of modern battle, what Hitler should have done to defeat Russia. Were the D-Day landings ...
by Geminex
Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:12 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD
Replies: 10916
Views: 2165373

Re: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

Cool. Thanks...
*goes create topic*
by Geminex
Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:18 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD
Replies: 10916
Views: 2165373

Re: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

Humm...
As a recent noob, I have 2 questions which I don't seem to be capable of answering by reading the explanatory threads.
Firstly, what exactly goes on on the FAID board?
Secondly, where would an aspiring megalomaniac post a discussion on military strategy? General or SB?
by Geminex
Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:34 pm UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Punnilingus
Replies: 127
Views: 51891

Re: Punnilingus

...

You know...

We all know these puns are going to be kerb-stompingl bad. We don't expect to feel anything else than this feeling of deep shame about what is being done to our language before our very eyes when we read this thread.
And yet we read it...
Is this a form of masochism, do you think?

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