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by Rat
Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:56 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0726: "Seat Selection"
Replies: 112
Views: 25129

Re: "Seat Selection" Discussion

MrsCharm wrote:CONTINUTY ERROR WHY WOLD A STICKMAN HAVE A CURSOR OF A HUMEN HAND


ahaha best first post EVAR!
by Rat
Wed Apr 07, 2010 6:07 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0724: "Hell"
Replies: 184
Views: 66633

Re: "Hell" Discussion

Agent Anderson wrote:No, this game is hell:
http://spongebob.nick.com/games/play/sp ... at-o-cross


wow. i can't even make it past the first dip.

at least i know to be cautious of somersaults the next time i go driving underwater.
by Rat
Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:18 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0722: "Computer Problems"
Replies: 104
Views: 31917

Re: "Computer Problems" Discussion

Compare this to comic 676 , in which he intentionally makes computers sound complex and serious... now they're just "rectangles" with blinking lights. What's the point of this? That it's not the purpose that computers serve that's important, but the means by which they serve that purpose?...
by Rat
Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:13 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0722: "Computer Problems"
Replies: 104
Views: 31917

Re: "Computer Problems" Discussion

Pir8Bob wrote:Whether or not this has a deeper meaning, I think it's hilarious. (I didn't think of it having deeper meaning at all.) (It's getting to be late...) I loved it. I want this in print.


randall's a furry.
by Rat
Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:47 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Have You Ever Taken Drugs?
Replies: 287
Views: 31757

Re: Have You Ever Taken Drugs?

what? i'm the only one with cojones enough to admit it?
by Rat
Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:40 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: "I don't judge people who do X".......yes, you do.
Replies: 69
Views: 5242

Re: "I don't judge people who do X".......yes, you do.

pff. you're just hearing it wrong. the prefixes are there for emphasis, not contradiction.. an example i saw mentioned earlier: "No offense, but you're fucking retarded." the speaker here is aware of how offensive its statement is. they just wanted you to think they'd say something less of...
by Rat
Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:25 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Strangers telling women to "smile"
Replies: 212
Views: 24510

Re: Strangers telling women to "smile"

you motherfuckers get so offended at the littlest things...

just smile :wink:
by Rat
Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:11 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Doctrines of Religious Extremists
Replies: 14
Views: 1246

Re: Doctrines of Religious Extremists

From what I can tell,"religious extremists" are just people who take their religious text literally... And the "religious extremists" are the only ones going to their respective heavens. If the rest of the following actually realized what was being demanded of them, they might t...
by Rat
Thu Apr 09, 2009 6:11 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Furries
Replies: 81
Views: 6646

Re: Furries

Rakysh wrote:Yeah, as others have said, no-one gets hurt, so I've no problem. Not into it myself, but if others are, that's cool.

No-one does get hurt, right? I don't know anything about furies.


:arrow: :x :x :x

edit: i agree with the guy who ninja'd me
by Rat
Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:21 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Unfailable plan B's
Replies: 16
Views: 2335

Re: Unfailable plan B's

groundride wrote:Plan A: see plan C
Plan B: see plan A
Plan C: see plan E
Plan D: the thing that will work
Plan E: see plan C
Plan F: see plan D


this is accurate
by Rat
Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:15 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.
Replies: 222
Views: 20197

Re: Post your back/shoulders.

Also: Is it wrong that i'm totally sad about the lack of a boob thread cause i have some UTTERLY SPECTACULAR pictures of my boobs? My boobs aren't even that /nice/, they're just really good pictures. It is not wrong. It was a good idea. But then some folks creepied it up. Not that we could stop you...
by Rat
Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:21 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Personalized License plates
Replies: 35
Views: 2921

Re: Personalized License plates

my plate was random, but almost cool. it has "1332" in it. HE LEER

i did see "LINUX" a couple weeks ago by a Chase bank in illinois.
i would have followed it, but i don't think the person i was with would have understood; especially since he was inside the bank at the time.
by Rat
Sat Jan 03, 2009 3:54 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Tape Measure Physics
Replies: 8
Views: 1225

Re: Tape Measure Physics

why doesn't size work?

if your average tape measure had four stories worth of tape, wouldn't it need a lot of force to recede anyway?

enough to lift something?
by Rat
Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:12 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The Spider (Image) From Hell
Replies: 264
Views: 57604

Re: The Spider (Image) From Hell

videogasmzleizzsga asked what the picture in the first post is.

i suggested that he use the thread to find the answer.
i'm guessing he didn't do any research at all before asking, considering he looked at the picture regardless of the warnings.

that is what it do to determine what it is.
by Rat
Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:35 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The Spider (Image) From Hell
Replies: 264
Views: 57604

Re: The Spider (Image) From Hell

rest of the thread is a discussion of what. it. is.

what it do.
by Rat
Sun Dec 21, 2008 1:26 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: WWHGD?
Replies: 25
Views: 2483

Re: WWHGD?

Find Santa, kill Him, and put His corpse in the guy's fireplace to make it look like it was his fault Santa is dead because he didn't put the fire out.

or fuck with the flue somehow..

or firecrackers?

dynamite?

the possibilities of fireplace pranks are endless!
by Rat
Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:21 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The Spider (Image) From Hell
Replies: 264
Views: 57604

Re: The Spide (Image) From Hell

If I saw that monster in my apartment, I'd shut every window in the room, get out, lock the door...There is no fucking way I would let something like that survive AND BREED. are you going to count how many baby spiders you have to kill before you leave? or do you expect them to all stay in the corn...
by Rat
Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:09 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I Have 850 Gumballs (FREE GUMBALLS, P. 2!!)
Replies: 81
Views: 6156

Re: I Have 850 Gumballs

1) chew each piece for a few seconds 2) compile a huge wad of gum 3) find a busy street or parking lot 4) plant the gum on the pavement, maybe use a shovel or something to get it started 5) watch your creation turn into a giant black spot. they'll need tanks to get that shit off! there's a lot you c...
by Rat
Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:27 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Secret Santa Gift Ideas <$10
Replies: 29
Views: 8127

Re: Secret Santa Gift Ideas <$10

you could try some ideas from last year's secret santa thread
by Rat
Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:05 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: That is cruel.
Replies: 201
Views: 15231

Re: That is cruel.

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P_P
fuck.. shit.

piss.
by Rat
Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:07 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Getting a head start on the presidential election.
Replies: 27
Views: 1793

Re: Getting a head start on the presidential election.

well whoever it is, the world ends before they go into office..



.. or perhaps it will be the election that ends the world..
by Rat
Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:57 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Caffeine!!! (in pill form?)
Replies: 36
Views: 3915

Re: Caffeine!!! (in pill form?)

drink water?
replenish your precious bodily fluids. to make the water taste good just add exercise.
.. i know, i don't fuck around with that shit.
by Rat
Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:08 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Caffeine!!! (in pill form?)
Replies: 36
Views: 3915

Re: Caffeine!!! (in pill form?)

you can't even have microwaves? where do you go that you cant even have microwaves?! caffeine pills are useless in my opinion. it just seems like a stupid drug to take a pill about. to me, drinking it is the point. you should probably sneak in some sort of appliance so you can make your tea. if they...
by Rat
Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:41 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Diagnose my car's speaker problems!
Replies: 7
Views: 1159

Re: Diagnose my car's speaker problems!

thanks for the advice, folks. seems like the best first step would be to check out the back of the radio. i really don't like listening to the radio. i plan on buying a cd player with an aux jack so i can hook up my zen. right now i'm just using headphones, which has its cons. either way i want to d...
by Rat
Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:47 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Diagnose my car's speaker problems!
Replies: 7
Views: 1159

Diagnose my car's speaker problems!

I know the internet can't fix my speakers but I would like suggestions if you have them. I recently inherited a Dodge Caravan and I want to replace the stock radio with a cd receiver. Problem is, some of the speakers don't work: front right dash, front right door, front left door. I want to figure o...
by Rat
Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:36 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thinking of joining ASIO...
Replies: 15
Views: 1498

Re: Thinking of joining ASIO...

ZLVT wrote:They also require a uni degree which is some 3yrs away, so it's not likely to happen in a timespan where this chat matters.


i'll remember.
by Rat
Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:00 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK
Replies: 60
Views: 4780

Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

i don't really have anything to say here

i just wanted to post in a thread where my join date might give me some authority

*waves his cane at youngsters*
by Rat
Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:16 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Trenchcoats?
Replies: 80
Views: 7669

Re: Trenchcoats?

well... if he doesn't just give it to you as a quest reward, slay him and loot it.
by Rat
Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:02 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Pee is serious business.
Replies: 57
Views: 5405

Re: Pee is serious business.

SecondTalon wrote:It'd still be a good idea to check with the local laws before engaging in a backyard pee-off with your friends or whatever the hell it is you're wanting to do.


snowpissing.
by Rat
Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:40 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Pee is serious business.
Replies: 57
Views: 5405

Re: Pee is serious business.

seems like everyone here has something shitty to say about the sinkpisser.. problem is, he already countered most of your arguments in his first post. On Peeing in the sink: Fluid-dynamics pretty much ensures that the very instant urine leaves your urethra (I'm pretty sure that's the correct body-pa...
by Rat
Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:44 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Beijing Olympics
Replies: 174
Views: 11712

Re: Beijing Olympics

maybe they shipped in some of those filipino prisoners.

those guys are pretty good
by Rat
Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:26 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Cat survives car engine, deserves caption
Replies: 30
Views: 2863

Re: Cat survives car engine, deserves caption

how about, "i iz traumatized for life."
by Rat
Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:06 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: rap music next door, no more
Replies: 28
Views: 3301

Re: rap music next door, no more

dave rapp doesn't like rap? well.. you should really just get over your social phobia and ask them to stop. real intimidating-like. you have to make them fear you another idea might be to call the cops on them.. you might even get lucky and catch them doing something illegal. but playing your own mu...
by Rat
Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:41 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Find me a hat. (Please.)
Replies: 38
Views: 3934

Re: Find me a hat. (Please.)

craft some armor and wear a helm.
by Rat
Sun Jul 20, 2008 6:53 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Pot
Replies: 291
Views: 20922

Re: Pot

well i only say it's not addictive or habit forming from personal experience. and i've only ever used air duster.. the 'high' only lasts about 3 minutes max, with a slight 'afterglow' (kind of numb/out of it) that lasts a few more minutes... i think it fucks with your vocal cords too because it make...
by Rat
Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:56 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Pot
Replies: 291
Views: 20922

Re: Pot

i've huffed some air duster in my time. really cheap high.. at least it's not addictive or habit forming afaik. it's one of the weirdest feelings i've ever felt though. my friend and i took a huge hit before listening to 'take a bow' by muse in the meijer parking lot. we basically died for the durat...
by Rat
Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:36 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Smoking Devices
Replies: 17
Views: 3245

Re: Smoking Devices

peter wrote:I know nothing about drugs, but doesn't the bong look quite a bit like a penis? And the stuff comes out of the top, right.....?

Nevermind.


doesn't basically everything on earth resemble a phallus?

there are penis shaped bongs though, if that's what you're looking for..
by Rat
Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:59 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Smoking Devices
Replies: 17
Views: 3245

Re: Smoking Devices

i've always wanted to make a bong out of a bawls bottle. too much effort to put a hole in it and attach a stem though..

but just imagine smoking through a bawls bottle with bawls in it..

magical.
by Rat
Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:24 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Pot
Replies: 291
Views: 20922

Re: Pot

i've never tried any special foods. i want to, but the last time i thought about cooking something i couldn't find a straight answer as to how much pot is needed. seems like most brownie recipes call for amounts in the half ounce to ounce range, but i'm not looking to feed an army, and i don't know ...
by Rat
Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:24 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Pot
Replies: 291
Views: 20922

Re: Pot

Though, you still can't lose your sanity with any amount of acid? No. It's possible * it might aggravate existing mental conditions (but if you're already a nut it's pretty clear you should stay away from psychedelics anyway), but it'll never put a healthy person in a mental asylum. *By 'possible',...

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